Sunday, July 24, 2011

Annoying movie-goers

  • every gunshot, scream "hit the floor" and jump down
  • Shout "look behind you!" at the actors
  •  Repeat each line of dialogue after the actors have said it.
  • Eat the person next to you's popcorn
  • Go "Ooooooooooh" whenever someone kisses
  •  Tell the person next to you useless facts about Italian Salami
  •  Go to a horror movie and scream at every minor thing.
  • Go to the early show. Sit next to the only other person there. Smile.
  • scream at the scary parts about a min after they happen
  • bring a fake arrow and during the battle scenes yell out "i've been hit"
  •  Clap and cheer when the good guys gets killed

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