Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.

You never learn anything by doing it right.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

who ever said that nothing was impossible obviously never tried slaming a revolving door

when i get home at night i look up at the sky and talk to the stars pretending its you. it acts just like you though, very far away and never responds to anything i say.

“As i grow older, i pay less attention to what people say…i just watch what they do.”

Whoever said "the freaks come out at night" has obviously never been to Walmart during the day.

Half-way through eating a horse and realized…I’m not as hungry as i thought…

Dear maths…!! Please grow up and solve your problems yourself!!!(Gonna use this on Ms. G)