Fun at the MALL

1. Try pants on backwards. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
2. Go down the up escalator and start yelling angrily when you realize that you aren't moving.
3. Take things from people's carts and see if they notice.
4. Go to a vending machine and order a can of soda. Then take it out, shake it up, and leave it in the machine and wait until someone comes.
5. Go to a clothing store and buy clothes that is for the opposite gender and is 10x too big for you. Return it in 20 minutes, saying that you weren't quite "feeling it".
6. Find a bench with someone sitting on it. Sit on the opposite end as them. Slowly inch your way closer to them until your touching them.
7. Go near a bathroom and then ask someone where it is. When they point it out to you, give them a dirty look and walk away.
8. Ask if a particular saw cuts through bone.
9. Buy a bunch of clothes. Return them later, and when the salesperson asks why, say "they didn't look good on my dog"
10. Pose as a dummy in a department store.