The human race is lucky I'm a nice guy, otherwise only 1/4 of them would be alive right now.( jk guys don't freak out)
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking
We're all given some sort of skill in life. Mine just happens to be beating up on people.
Whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much. You're not that good.