Sunday, July 24, 2011

would like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I'm afraid they'll be used against me in a court of law someday. 

you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.

When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

It takes SKILL to triover flat surfaces.
There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and
~Brad Ramsey

1 comment:

  1. this really helps me and everything. seriously like my life is way moooore interesting