ELEVATORS- funniest places in the world

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
2. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
3. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
4. Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."
5. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."
6. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
7. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
8. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
9. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"
10. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
11. Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
12. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
13. Tell people that you can see their aura.
14. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
15. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.