1.After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say “Oh, now I get it!”
2.After the teacher has explained something, say “Quite right, old bean” in the typical old english style.
3.Sing your questions to the class.
4.When the teacher calls roll, after each name scream “THAT’S MEEEEE!!! Oh, no, sorry.”
5.Ask for an extra copy of each handout, for your invisible friend sitting next to you.
6.Laugh loudly at everything the teacher says. Be sure to snort and make weird noises while you laugh.
7.At a completely random time, put up your hand to ask a question. When the teacher picks you, ask a question about a different subject and pretend you thought it was that class.
8.While the teacher is writing, hide the board rubber. When he/she goes to get somebody (like the principal), replace it in the same place & make him/her look insane.
10.Ask questions while trying not to use any nouns or make any sense. ex: I have a question: When you said that we should get that thing over there with the stuff on it, did you mean the thing that, you know, had the stuff with the (mumbles) . . . over there. . . .Well, do you?
11.While taking a test, get up about halfway through and point at the teacher or someone random and scream “You ruined christmas” and then storm out of the room, slamming the door on your way out.
12.Repeat everything the teacher says right after him/her to confirm that you agree. When they ask you to stop, say “but I love you so much!!”
13.When the teacher turns his/her attention to you and calls you to answer the question, act as if you’re an undercover agent and refuse to give information.
14.Just randomly stand up excitedly and yell some random comment towards the teacher. Like, “I like your pants!” in a dandy, yet excited and confident manner. Then just sit down as if nothing ever happened.
15.Page through the textbook scratching each picture and sniffing it.