Ordering pizza CAN be fun!

• Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!
• Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
• If they repeat the order to verify it, say "OK. Your total comes to $10.99. Please pull up to the window.
• Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)?" When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" When finally offered proof that they are really (Pizza Place), start to cry and ask, "Do you know what it's like to be lied to?"
•      Start the conversation by reciting the date and time, and saying, "This may be my last entry."
• When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. Repeat this nested loop until asked to stop, then explain that you got "stuck."
• When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
• When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"