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• Don't get lost in thought; you'll be a total stranger there.
• I know you have to be somebody, but why do you have to be you?
• If you stop telling lies about me, I'll stop telling the truth about you.
• I wish I had a lower I.Q., so that I could enjoy your company.
• My I have the pleasure of you absence?
• You have an open mind, and a mouth to match.
• There's only one thing that keeps me from breaking you in half, I don't want two of you around.
• I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your conversation.
•  tell me, as an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
• Folk clap when they see you...but they clap their hands over their eyes.
• All day I thought of you....I was at the zoo.